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Friday, September 26, 2014

Akpors’ father decided to take his son abroad

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Akpors’ father decided to take his son abroad to learn correct English because it had proved impossible for him to do so in Nigeria; ...
Friday, April 4, 2014

A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. They are about to eat.

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HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from? WIFE: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden. HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How do I...
Monday, March 10, 2014

Facts & Jokes

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(1.)People will call you 100 times a day when they want to borrow money from u. and won't call you the whole year when they owe yo...
Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Joke: Do you have a Vagina

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A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a vagina??" She slams the door in disg...
Saturday, February 15, 2014

Jokes: A nursery 2 girl

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A nursery 2 girl asked her teacher; Aunty, can my mum get pregnant? . The teacher asked; How old is your mum? The girl replied; She is 42 ...
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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Akpos visits an electronic shop.

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A man Akpos went to an electronic shop. He asked the shopkeeper; What is the price of this television? The shopkeeper replied; We don'...
Friday, January 24, 2014

Jokes: A man walked into a chemist

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A man walked into a chemist and said "Sir, my head and my stomach aches". A mad man was sitting outside the chemist, when he hea...
Thursday, January 16, 2014

Akpos gets pulled over for over speeding

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Akpos gets pulled over for speeding 88mph in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and Akpos says, "I'm sorry officer, ...
Sunday, December 29, 2013

Between Akpos and his Lecturer

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One day a Lecturer was talking about marriage in class… Lecturer : What kind of wife would you like, Akpos?
Saturday, December 28, 2013

Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of traffic Officials for driving on the BRT Lane

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Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of traffic Officials for driving on the BRT Lane reserved for commercial passenger buses. His car w...
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Friday, December 27, 2013

Conversation Between A Dying Father and His Son

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Conversation Between A Dying Father ( 2013) And His Son (2014) 2013 : My son I'm tired. 2014 :Why? 2013: My time is up, I will
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Sunday, December 15, 2013

'A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years, breaks into Akpos’

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into Akpos’ house to look for money and guns and finds Akpos and his w...
Thursday, December 12, 2013

Conversation between Police & Akpos

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Police : where do u live ? Akpos : with my parents. Police : where does ur parents live? Akpos : with me. Police : where do u all live ?
Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Akpos gets Drunk

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A Drunk Man Akpos was staggering home one night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery and got shocked to see the place look...
Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Wife and Husband - Joke

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Wife: U r smelling woman's perfume where did u get it? Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi. Wife: What about d...
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Monday, November 11, 2013

Parrot Disgrace a Prostitute – JOKE

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A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale’s man,”whats so special about the parrot ?” Sale’s man says the parrot can talk so...
Sunday, November 3, 2013

Hilarious Video: Why Indians Don't Rob Banks?

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