Akpors Comits Genocide

 

Policeman: Akpors
, how did you kill 47
people in a car accident?
Akpors: I dey
driving at about 40mph,
when I tried
to stop I found that my
breaks no dey work again.
So I saw 2 men walking on
the street and a wedding on
the other side of the street,
na where i go turn to?
Policeman:
Of course the 2 men, less
damage. Then what
happened?
Akpors: na wetin I
think o, but when I did it,
na only one
person i hit and the other
one
ran to the wedding, so i
pursue
the other one go to the
wedding...place...