A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle.

KID: My new bicycle has
been stolen.
POLICE: When did u
notice?
KID: This morning.
POLICE: Do you have a
suspect?

KID: Yes,my mum and dad.
POLICE: why do u suspect
them?
KID: yesterday becus at
midnight i heard mum say
make it stand well so I can
sit on it very well ''and
dad said ''climb up fast
before it falls. I then heard
mum say ''push slowly
slowly don't hurt me.
Police hahaha boy na
senior bicycle be that
ooo...........not yours!!