A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery.

A man suffered a serious
heart attack and had
bypass surgery. He
awakened to find himself
in the care of nuns at a
Catholic hospital. As he
was recovering, a nun
asked how he was going

to pay the bill.
He replied, in a raspy
voice, "No health
insurance."
The nun asked if he had
money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in
the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you
have a relative who could
help you?"
He said, "Just a spinster
sister, who is a nun."
The nun, slightly
perturbed, said, "Nuns are
not spinsters! Nuns are
married to God."
The patient replied, "Then
send the bill to my
brother-in-law."
.
.
Who be that?