AN ILLITERATE WROTE A LETTER TO HER BOYFRIEND

IT READ THUS:

Dear my dearest,
This is ur girlfriend calling.
Before i go on, how is ur air
condition? U do somtin
wey i dont like at all. U
take another girlfriendship
and E dey paining me. The
first time u see me U Say i
beautiful than all the girls

ur town but i hear people
Say u say i no beautiful
again.
If i no beautiful,, well, i
can't fit to Say anything. I
will Leave all everytin 4
God. I remembrance when
it is raining, U come inside
the rain and come and
stand 4 my window place
n call me. Now u say i no
beautiful abi..?
If i throw u medicine, shey
you think Say E wont hit
U..? E will catch u na...Only
am a christianity. So, i wont
throw u. Becos u knw Say i
did not get any another
Boyfrienship dats why u
are doin me anyhow like
dis abi...? You come dey say
i no beautiful again .
Me, myself and u, who is
more beautifuller? Your
face like a goat own.
Unbeautiful boyfrienship
Smelly-smelly mouth Biggy
belle boyfrienship Because
of watin u have do me ,
God will beat you with a
stick. When u comin to our
yard again ehn..?, i will
show u wise sence wey u
haven?t saw B4..

Ur Faithfully
your old girlfriendship.

One word for the girl.