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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Between Akpos and his wife: Who is the best cheater?


Akpos and his wife were
married for 20 years, and
every time they made love
Akpos always insisted on
shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years his
wife felt this was stupid.
She figured she would

break him out of the crazy
habit. So one night, while
they were in the middle of
a romantic session, she
turned on the lights. She
looked down and saw
Akpos holding a battery
operated pleasure devise.
She got extremely upset.
“You impotent fool!” she
screamed at him, “how
could you be lying to me
all of these years? You
better explain yourself!”
Akpos looked her straight
in the eyes and said
calmly, “I’ll explain the toy
if you explain the kids.”
Who is the best cheater?

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