Jokes: Akpos got home early from work and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom.

Akpos got home early from work and

heard strange noises coming from the

bedroom. He rushed upstairs to find his wife

naked on the bed, sweating and
panting. "What's up?" he asked. "I'm having a heart attack," cried the
woman.

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He rushed downstairs to grab the
phone for ambulance, but just as he's
dialing, his 4- year-old son came up and
said; "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Paulinus is
hiding in your closet and he's got no
clothes on!"

Akpos slams the phone down and
storms upstairs into the bedroom, pass
his screaming wife, and rips open the
wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother,
totally naked, covering on the closet
floor. "You idiot!" Akpos said, "My wife is
having a heart attack and you are
running around naked scaring the kids!"

One word for Akpos.