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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident...


Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident
which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan
Express Way was remanded in police custody to
assist in police investigation.
Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50
people?

AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/hr when I saw two
men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding
was taking place. I hit the brake but it failed, so I
had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run
into the wedding party.
POLICE: Hit the two men of course to reduce
Casualties!
AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But after
hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding
party.
POLICE: So, what did you do?
AKPOS: I went after him to balance the equation…
But unfortunately, people lost their lives in the
process.

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