Between Ochuko and Akpos

Ochuko walks into a bar
and sees his friend, Akpos
at a table drinking by
himself. Approaching
Akpos, he comments, "You
look terrible. What's the
problem?"

"My mother died in June,"
Akpos said, "and left me $
10,000."
"Gee, that's tough," replied
Ochuko.
"Then in July," Akpos
continued, "My father died
leaving me $50,000."
"Wow! Two parents gone
in two months?! No
wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt
died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family
members lost in three
months? How sad."
"Then this month,"
continued Akpos,
"nothing!" Not a single
dime!"
One word for Akpos