A professor at a university is giving a lecture on the supernatural....

A professor at a university is giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel of his audience,
he asked:
“How many
people here believe in ghosts?”
About 40 students raise their hands. “Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you
who believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a
ghost?”

About 20 students raised their hands.
“I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever
talked to a ghost?” 15 students raised their
hands.
“That’s a great response.”
“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
3 students raised their hands.
“That’s fantastic.” “But let me ask you one
question further…
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap
way in the back raised his hand. The professor was astonished.
He took off his glasses, and said,
“Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture,
no one has ever claimed to have slept with a
ghost. You’ve
got to come up here and tell us about your experience.
” The redneck student Akpos complies with a
nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up
to the podium.
The professor said, “Well, tell us what it’s like
to have s*x with a ghost.” The student replied, “Ghost?!?
Sh**it.
From back there, it sounded like you said
‘goats!’”. na joke o!