Do Not Urinate Here! signboard

Do Not Urinate Here!
A signboard which
reads "DO NOT
URINATE HERE.
OFFENDERS WILL BE
FINED 500 NAIRA" was by a road side. A man

was caught urinating
at the exact spot by a
police officer and
their conversation
goes thus: POLICE: Why are you
urinating here? Didn't
you read the
signboard?
MAN: I'm sorry.
POLICE: You'll have to pay a fine of 500
naira
The man gave the
police officer 1000
naira and demanded
for his change: POLICE: You'll have to
urinate one more
time because I have
no change