HILARIOUS AKPOS: Akpos has been admiring his neighbour’s wife

Akpos has been admiring his
neighbour’s wife. The neighbour’s
wife always gives him this seductive
smile whenever they greet each
other. Akpos didn’t know how to
approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married.
So, one day the lady herself
approached Akpos alone in his
apartment.

AKPOS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPOS: Is everything alright?…
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from
you (Smiling seductively).
AKPOS: Wow! Anything for the
angel.
LADY: I…I…I… just don’t know how to say this. I’ll be so ashamed of
myself if I ask and you say no.
AKPOS: Oh my lady. You don’t have
to. I am ready to do anything for you.
LADY: You know, it’s been over 3
weeks since my husband travelled…
AKPOS: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s around, he
has some… (pause for a while) he has
some disabilities…
AKPOS: Oh poor you… You must have
been going through hell! LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than
him…
AKPOS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPOS: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if
you are ready.
LADY: Oh thanks goodness! That’s
why I came to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer from our
kitchen to the next street for
repairs? What a disappointment! He surely
expected another sort of action.