Between Akpos and his Girlfriend

Akpos: MTN people are eating our money
too much.
Girlfriend: Yes the stealing is too much.
Akpos: I got an idea, instead of using
phone,
why don't we use a pigeon in sending
messages like the old time,
just tie your message to it's leg if you want
to reply.

Girlfriend: I like what is in your head.
After an hour of waiting, Akpos' girlfriend
saw the pigeon in the window,
she checked it's
leg's but nothing there, she sent it back, just
a few minutes it
comes back, she
quickly grabs it but to her disapointment no
message again, she
sent it back.
After some few minutes, she opened the
window for the pigeon to come in, she
checked it's legs but still no message.
With much anger, she headed to Akpos'
house and shouted
"Akpos come here, you , you said you
will send message through this pigeon but
why
the three times it came to me, no message?.
Akpos: You don't get it...It's 3 missed calls
not message.