Marriage Tips: Before you marry a lady watch out for the following..

Jokes !!
Before u marry a lady, invite her
for a dinner, eat together &
watchout for the following;
*If she starts eating the meat
before u, it implies that, she would
have planned for ur salary/ income b4 u collect it.
*If she wants to share the meat
equally, she won't be obedient to

u, she will always question ur
authority.
*If she wants to eat more meat than u, be sure that, she will
spend more of ur salary /income
than u.
*If she allows u to eat more of the
meat, u're in trouble, she will call
u a stingy man.
*If she leaves remnants food 4 u
while eating together, it indicates
that, she sees u as a little boy who
doesn't deserves respect.
*If she has a bigger spoon than u,
it means u can't win any arguement with her @ all.
*If her mouth makes sound while
eating, it means she can't keep
secrets.
*If she asks u wether the food is
delicious, that means, she doesn't want to cook 4 u @ all.