President's Plane about to Crash !

A plane was about to crash and there
were only four parachutes in the
plane.
Meanwhile there were five people in
it. The first person was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now".
So he took one parachute and left.
The
second who was Aliko Dangote said
"I'm the richest man in Africa
and I'm too young to die". So he took the
second parachute and left. The third
was

President Jonathan
and he said: " I'm the smartest
president in the world so I can't die now, my
people still
need me". So he took one and left.
Then it was left with Pope
Francis and a little school girl. The
Pope said to the little girl " take the last
one, I'll sacrifice my life for
you". The little girl replied no need
for
that "there are
two parachutes left. The Pope asked her:
"how come?" The little girl replied:
"the
Nigerian president took my school
bag".
Please don't laugh alone ooooo
‪#‎please‬ i beg..dont take this too personal..its just a joke