A man goes to the police station to report missing wife.

Just for Fun.

Husband: I lost my wife. She went
shopping &
hasn't come back.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or robust? Husband: Not slim, can be robust.

Inspector: Colour of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. 

Inspector: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes according to
season

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure if it was a dress
or suit

Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes

Inspector: Colour of car? Husband: Black Audi A8 with super
charged 3.0
liter V6 engine generating 333
horse power
teamed with an eight-speed
tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full
LED headlights which use light
emitting diodes
for all light functions and has a
very thin scratch
on the front left door..........a nd...and...(starts
sobbing).

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will
find your car. ... hope u guys understood that this man is looking for his CAR not his wife? Lolx..‪#‎share‬