Akpos Gets Really pissed off for the first time.

I walked into a bar and ordered for a
drink. I was so
upset. ‪#‎Akpos‬, what is the matter?
The Bar Man
James, asked me. I replied; James, It
is a long story. I met this beautiful woman who
invited
me to her house. We pulled off our
clothes and
jumped into bed and were just about
to make love when her husband came in through
the front door.

So I had to jump out of the bedroom
window and
hang from the edge with my
fingernails without any clothes on. ''That is risky!'' James
exclaimed. ''Yes,
but that is not what really got me to
be angry with
myself. When her husband came into
the room, he wanted to have sex with her but he
had to piss first.
And
the stupid man pissed out of
the window right onto my head.
'Hmm! Ofego, no wonder you are in a bad mood."
James said.
I continued; 'Yes, but I have not told
you what really
really made me mad. Next, I had to
listen to them grunting and groaning and
when they finished the husband
tossed his condom
out the window. And where does it
land? On my forehead!' ''Shuo, Ofego
this is really so bad!'' James said. I said; James, I have
not finished!
What really pissed
me off was when the husband had to
shit. It turned
out that their toilet was broken, so he stuck his Bum
bum out of the window and released
his shit right on
my head. Oh my God! If it was me,
that would really
mess up my day. James said. I said; True talk, but do
you know what really really pissed
me off? Jame said;
No. I said; When I looked down I saw
that my feet
was only six inches from the ground.