Akpos, Principal and Aunty Susan

Aunty Susan was having a problem with Akpos in her class.
Akpos said 'M'am, I should be in SS3, i'm smarter than my friend Musa and he's in SS3'.
Aunty Susan had heard enough of Akpos' complains & took him to the Principal's office.
She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Akpos with some questions that an SS3 Student should know.
PRINCIPAL : What's 3+3?
AKPOS : 6
PRINCIPAL : 6+6?
AKPOS : 12.
And so on.
The Principal asked Akpos many questions and he got them right

Akpos sneaks into his Oga’s room

Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into
his Oga’s room, drinks his wine
and adds water
to top it up. One day his Oga
bought a new wine
called pasties, it was a french
wine that

Akpos gets pulled over for over speeding

Akpos gets pulled over for speeding 88mph in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and Akpos says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th Accident." The cop asks for his registration and Akpos says "It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment.

HILARIOUS AKPOS: Akpos has been admiring his neighbour’s wife

Akpos has been admiring his
neighbour’s wife. The neighbour’s
wife always gives him this seductive
smile whenever they greet each
other. Akpos didn’t know how to
approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married.
So, one day the lady herself
approached Akpos alone in his
apartment.

Akpos visits a Friend

Akpos went on a visit to see his friend. As they were discussing, his friend's wife, who was present, sat opposite Akpos with her legs seductively opened. Akpos was visibly aroused. When his friend briefly entered the room, his wife said to Akpos, "do you like what you see"?

Akpos nodded.

Akpos' next door neighbour...

Akpos' next door neighbour
had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.
When they
arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family
to come over and see their
new baby.

Akpos works hard at the office

Akpos works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Akpos! How ya doin?'

Akpos gets a Job

Akpos was once employed in a
school and he went to
the
class to teach.
The first day.
Akpors: Good morning students
Students: Good morning sir!
Akpos: I'm going to be your new
biology teacher, so do u know
what we have this

Akpos admiring his neighbour’s Wife..

Akpos has been admiring his neighbour’s
wife. The neighbour’s wife always gives him
this seductive smile whenever they greet
each other. Akpos didn’t know how to
approach the lady to tell her of his desires …

Akpos Toasting Super hot babe

Akpos: Hi babe, wasup?
Girl: i'm cool thanks!
Akpos: u're welcm, i'll like 2
knw u wella
Girl: i'm Tichick, 19, slim &
dark from

A man Akpos went to an electronic shop.

A man Akpos went to an electronic shop.
He asked the shopkeeper; What is the price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don't sell our products to Akpos.
Akpos again came the next day after cutting his beard.
He asked; What is the price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don't sell our products to Akpos.
The next day Akpos came with a different face and asked; What is the price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don't sell our products to Akpos.
Akpos got irritated and asked the shopkeeper; How do you recognise me everytime?
The shopkeeper replied; Because this is not a television. It is a microwave oven.
One word for Akpos.

Funny Jokes: Ekaite and Akpos Conversation

FUNNY JOKES

Ekaite:Akpos,u wont belive it?
Akpos:What?

Ekaite:My phone fell down from my hand,i picked it up,switched it ON,and i recieved a mssg
Akpos:what mssg?
Ekaite:My account was credited...
Akpos:Wooow!let me try mine..

Between EMEKA and Akpos!

EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You
don't know anything!
AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It's a lie!

EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If
you see two rays of light on the road
at night, what will you call it?

AKPOS: A car!

EMEKA: Ehen, but which kind of car?

Akpos visits an electronic shop.

A man Akpos went to an
electronic shop.
He asked the shopkeeper;
What is the price of this
television?
The shopkeeper replied;
We don't sell our products
to Akpos.

Jokes: Akpos and Abortion

kate: hello
akpos: yes babe
kate: i have a problem
akpos: what's dat baby, i
hope u are not pregnant
kate: am pregnant
akpos: who is responsible?
I hope
its not me

Conversation between Police & Akpos

Police : where do u live ?
Akpos : with my parents.
Police : where does ur
parents live?
Akpos : with me.
Police : where do u all
live ?

Akpos and Abortion

kate: hello
akpos: yes babe
kate: i have a problem
akpos: what's dat baby, i
hope u are not pregnant
kate: am pregnant
akpos: who is responsible?
I hope

Akpos Gets black eye , Tells his teacher about the Scenario.

Akpos turns Albino.  Handsome or not ?

Teacher:- what's wrong?
Akpos :- our house is very small.
Me, my mum,my dad, we sleep on the
same bed.
Every night my dad asks, 'Akpos
r u sleeping?'
Then I say No & then he slaps my face &

Between Ochuko and Akpos

Ochuko walks into a bar
and sees his friend, Akpos
at a table drinking by
himself. Approaching
Akpos, he comments, "You
look terrible. What's the
problem?"

A Nigerian Man Akpos walks into a bank in New York City

A Nigerian Man Akpos walked into a bank in New York City and requested for the loan officer. He said he's going to Nigeria for one month holiday and needed to borrow 1,000 Dollars.
The bank loan officer said the bank will need some kind of security for the loan.
So Akpos hands over the keys of his new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.