Between Akpos and his Girlfriend

Akpos: MTN people are eating our money
too much.
Girlfriend: Yes the stealing is too much.
Akpos: I got an idea, instead of using
phone,
why don't we use a pigeon in sending
messages like the old time,
just tie your message to it's leg if you want
to reply.

Between Akpos and a Poor man

Akpos was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
AKPOS: Why are you eating grass?
POOR MAN: I don't have any money for food.
AKPOS: Oh, please come to my house!
POOR MAN: But sir, I have a wife and four children...

Between Akpos and MATHEW 7:7

Akpos close from work on Friday and decided to giveany lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from isoffice along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a nun and gave her a lift. While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick. The sister softly said Mathew7;7' , he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his driving. He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the nun got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, 'Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible When akpos got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given". He nearly cried.