Let's Laugh It Out. A Friend's Story!!

 I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just finished answering a call, when a LASTMA official, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it. (The door's lock is faulty)

 As usual, he wanted 'something' from me for calling while driving...
 Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.

 LASTMA Official: (Shaking) Ah! You carry dog?