Joke of The Day: Quotes From Prominent leaders

Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999)
Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)