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Eeeeeeh!
Chineke meeeee!
Valentine don kill me ooooo!
I met a lady in an hotel on valentine day, after having
some fun with her, I gave her my ATM card to
withdraw any amount she want in my account,

Interesting Story: Mum left dad

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Imagine ur mum left ur dad when u were just 8
months old cos he had no money.Your dad remarried a
lady cos he needed someone who will take care of u, so
when u grew up due to the financial state of the house,
ur step mum sold her wrappers so dat she could

Back In Primary & secondary : Children Quarreling

I Was in my room When I heard children quarreling I
came out n asked what the problem was One of them
said the other took his biro The other said its her biro I
was confused I asked if there was a mark on it;
They said no How u come

VIDEO: Christians Relocate To Wilderness To Avoid Sin Until Christ returns

My sister's husband impregnated a girl..

My sister's husband impregnated a girl she gave to a baby boy.He lived with the girl but did not marry her untill she died,he then paid her bride price after her death . He then married my sister and they did both weeding and traditional. And this annoyed the mother of the late wife,that she went about complaning to people saying that my inlaw did not marry her daugther and does it mean that her daugther is not worthy of getting married to, and because of that my sister will never give birth to any child and carry the child. that any of her child that falls sick if she administer any treatment to any they will die. and ever since then, each time my sister gave birth once the child is a year and six month the child wil die after minor illnes and these children are all male now she has given birth to the third a male also which is just three weeks old. please i want the house to cover this innocent child wiith prayers to destory every evil trape that has been set against him and otther unborn.

Pics: Before The Fame– Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o s3xually-charged Scene

 See more pics bellow.

Trailer: Tunnel, starring Femi Jacobs, Waje, Nse Ikpe Etim

Lagos Pilot Transporting Bunch of madmen to ac in Johannesburg, SA

A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;
MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.

Akpos's Question

AKPOS QUESTION
There was a girl who was
admired by four men, A hunter,
An artist, A doctor and A
fisherman.
one day she went to wash
clothes by
the river and it happened that

A Girl's Facebook Status Updates...

"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man."
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,, ,,
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,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just

A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table

A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table
having dinner with her dad,
cellphone rings,
dad said excuse and went outside
and talked for a few minutes,
comes back and continues his meal,
3yr old said dad i have something

2014 Oscars Awards: Photos from the awards + List of Winners + Red Carpet Photos

2014 Oscars awards took place on Sunday night March 2nd at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California.


 Kenyan beauty Lupita Nyong'o won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress award for her role as Patsy in 12 years a slave... 

"When I look down at this golden statue, may it remind me and every little child, that no matter where you're from, your dreams are valid" Lupita said during her acceptance speech

CLICK HERE TO SEE PHOTOS + FULL LIST OF WINNERS 

Funny Photo: Nollywood Star, Odunlade Adekola Old School Look On The Set Of 'AROBA'

Nollywood Star, Odunlade Adekola, is currently starring in a new production, titled Aroba, which is being directed by Adebayo Tijani.

See Ngozi Ezeonu & Chiwetalu Agu In School uniform (PHOTOS)

Ngozi Ezeonu, Uchenna Nnanna, and Chiwetalu Agu

The trend of Nollywood actors going back to school in movies is not over yet. The latest to do so are Ngozi Ezeonu and Chiwetalu Agu. 
Another pic after the break.......

Joke of The Day: Quotes From Prominent leaders

Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999)
Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)

Ferguson puts a £150m price tag on Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed he told Manchester United to put a £150m  price tag on Cristiano Ronaldo’s head in 2009 – and believes Real Madrid would have paid it, Soccernet reports.

The Portuguese winger became the most expensive player in football history when he joined the Spanish club for 80 million pounds but Ferguson believes United could have brought in almost twice as much money.

And he is convinced Real president Florentino Perez would have paid such a staggering sum to take the current World Player of the Year to the Bernabeu and remains disappointed that former United chief executive David Gill ignored his advice.

“I told David Gill to ask for £150m. Perez would have paid,” Ferguson is quoted by AS as telling the player’s official digital fan magazine, CR7.

“The only thing that hurt me, and I said this repeatedly to David Gill, was that we didn’t demand enough.

“I told David, ‘Ask for £150m.’ He said, ‘Don’t be silly. They’ll never pay 150m.’”

Check out Photos from Fathia Balogun's film premiere

Actress Fathia Balogun premiered her new movie 'Torera' last weekend at 10 Degrees events centre in Oregun, Lagos. Ibinabo Fiberesima, Mercy Aigbe, Helen Paul, Bimbo Thomas, Sikiratu Sindodo, Antar Laniyan and many other stars attended the premiere. 

CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE PHOTOS

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Mikel Obi & Genevieve Nnaji co-star in new movie

 Remember those photos of Genevieve Nnaji and Mikel Obi in South Africa you guys saw a couple weeks back and wondered that which was going on? Well, the mystery has been unraveled...:-). It's for a movie. Yep, Chelsea football star, Mikel Obi has made his Nollywood debut.

Mikel was  in SA to star in a inspirational new movie alongside superstar actress Genevieve Nnaji. The newest movie is titled The Journey, sponsored by Amstel Malta. 

Photos from Fathia Balogun's film premiere

 See more pics bellow.