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One Day Story: The stranded old lady

One day a man saw an old lady,
stranded on the side of the road,
but even in the dim light of day,
he could see she needed help. So
he pulled up in front of her
Mercedes and got out. His old car
was still sputtering when he a
pproached her.

JOKE: Husband n wife agreed dat anytime they

Husband n wife agreed
dat anytime they
want to hv s3x they'll
call it a "phone call". 1
day they had a fight n
da wife stopped
talking 2 da husband n
they were talking 2
each other thru their

Akpos admiring his neighbour’s Wife..

Akpos has been admiring his neighbour’s
wife. The neighbour’s wife always gives him
this seductive smile whenever they greet
each other. Akpos didn’t know how to
approach the lady to tell her of his desires …

Before The Fame– Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o s3xually-charged Scene [PHOTOS]

Her first major role! Five years ago, Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o starred in Shuga, a se’xually-charged MTV Base Africa soap opera in which she juggled two men

‘You got what you wanted, right? Now it’s my turn,’ wealthy Felix said, ki’ssing Ayira over a conference table.

‘Do you have ru’bbers?’ Ayira asked.

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‘Are you slee’ping with anyone else?’ Felix asked and when she said no he added: ‘Then there’s no problem, is there?’

What Type of Fruit Are You

1. MANGO - Happily married
2. ORANGE - Single and searching
3. LEMON - Having a sex partner no
strings
attached
4. STRAWBERRY - In a relationship
but in love with
someone else
5. PEAR - Still in love with your ex
6. CHERRY - In a relationship for

Between BIKE MAN and a PROST*TUTE

BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?
PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the mortuary.
BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't drop you
there except
you pay me 3000 naira.
PROSTITUTE: No problem, when we get
there, you'll be
paid.

Oprah invites Lupita Nyong'o's family to lunch

Video: Baba 90 dancing Azonto

Eeeeeeh! Chineke meeeee! Valentine don kill me ooooo!!!

Eeeeeeh!
Chineke meeeee!
Valentine don kill me ooooo!
I met a lady in an hotel on valentine day, after having
some fun with her, I gave her my ATM card to
withdraw any amount she want in my account,

Interesting Story: Mum left dad

.........
Imagine ur mum left ur dad when u were just 8
months old cos he had no money.Your dad remarried a
lady cos he needed someone who will take care of u, so
when u grew up due to the financial state of the house,
ur step mum sold her wrappers so dat she could

Back In Primary & secondary : Children Quarreling

I Was in my room When I heard children quarreling I
came out n asked what the problem was One of them
said the other took his biro The other said its her biro I
was confused I asked if there was a mark on it;
They said no How u come

VIDEO: Christians Relocate To Wilderness To Avoid Sin Until Christ returns

My sister's husband impregnated a girl..

My sister's husband impregnated a girl she gave to a baby boy.He lived with the girl but did not marry her untill she died,he then paid her bride price after her death . He then married my sister and they did both weeding and traditional. And this annoyed the mother of the late wife,that she went about complaning to people saying that my inlaw did not marry her daugther and does it mean that her daugther is not worthy of getting married to, and because of that my sister will never give birth to any child and carry the child. that any of her child that falls sick if she administer any treatment to any they will die. and ever since then, each time my sister gave birth once the child is a year and six month the child wil die after minor illnes and these children are all male now she has given birth to the third a male also which is just three weeks old. please i want the house to cover this innocent child wiith prayers to destory every evil trape that has been set against him and otther unborn.

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Trailer: Tunnel, starring Femi Jacobs, Waje, Nse Ikpe Etim

Lagos Pilot Transporting Bunch of madmen to ac in Johannesburg, SA

A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;
MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.

Akpos's Question

AKPOS QUESTION
There was a girl who was
admired by four men, A hunter,
An artist, A doctor and A
fisherman.
one day she went to wash
clothes by
the river and it happened that

A Girl's Facebook Status Updates...

"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man."
.
,, ,,
.
,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just

A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table

A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table
having dinner with her dad,
cellphone rings,
dad said excuse and went outside
and talked for a few minutes,
comes back and continues his meal,
3yr old said dad i have something