A lady went to store to buy a
parrot and asked the sale’s
man,”whats so special about the parrot ?”
Sale’s man says the parrot can talk
so the lady asks the parrot, “how
do i look ?”
The parrot replied “you look like a prostitute!”
The lady got pissed off, and tells
the sale’s man that its a very rude
parrot and she cannot buy it.
The sale’s man told the lady to
please wait for two minutes, so
he took the parrot to the back of
the store and shoves the parrot
into a bucket of water and when
he pulls the parrot out, he says, “if
you disrespect out there i will
soak you in water again.
Then he took the parrot back
outside.
The salesman asked the lady to
ask the parrot questions again.
LADY : If i come home withone
man what would u think ?
PARROT : He’s your husband.
LADY : Two men ?
PARROT : Your husband and his
brother.
LADY : Three men ?
PARROT : Your husband, his
brother and your brother.
LADY : Four men ?
PARROT : Sir, please just bring the
bucket of water, I already told you
she is a prostitute!
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