Wife and Husband - Joke

Wife: U r smelling woman's
perfume
where did u get it?
Husband: From the
woman I was squeezed
with in
the
taxi.
Wife: What about d lipstick
on your
mouth?
Husband: Oo that one? I

got it from
Sandra whom I was
congratulating
for passing her exam.
Wife: What about the
used condoms in your
pocket?
Husband:
Hey leave me alone don't
ask
me silly
questions. I want to sleep
.
Wife: Crying. This is not fair
oo coz me when I use
them I don't bring them
home.
Husband: Waking up angry.
Wat
did u
say?
Wife:
.
.
.
.
.
.
Leave me alone I
want to
sleep
Pls One word 4 the couple..