Akpos sneaks into his Oga’s room

Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into
his Oga’s room, drinks his wine
and adds water
to top it up. One day his Oga
bought a new wine
called pasties, it was a french
wine that

changes colour if water is
added onto it.
Akpos unaware of this, sneaks
into his Oga’s
room, drank the new wine and
added water on
it. Immediately it started
changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big
trouble. He ran to
the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and
madam were
sitted in the parlour, while
Akpos was in the
kitchen.
…
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the
kitchen and saw
Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?.
Why when i call,
you say “Oga” but when i ask
you a question
you don’t answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the
kitchen you
don’t understand anything,
except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the
parlour,
stand beside madam and ask
me a question
while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the
maid’s bedroom when
madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
hear me, I say who
dey sneak enter the house girl
room when
madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the
kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end.
Akpos, it is
true o, when one is in the
kitchen, one does not
hear anything, except one’s
name.
MADAM: That’s not true. It’s a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to
be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior’s
biological Father? Me
or Oga
Madam rushed out of the
kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated
o, I can’t understand anything
at alla