Saturday, December 21, 2013

AKPORS AND OKON IN THE OFFICE


Okon: Akpors, I have been
attending night classes for
5 months now and I have
exams next week.
Akpors: oh!
Okon: For example, do you
know who is Graham Bell?
Akpors: No
Okon: He invented the
telephone in 1876; if you
take night courses you
would know this.
The next day, the same

discussion took place.
Okon: Do you know who
Alexander Dumas is?
Akpors: No
Okon: He's the author of
"The 3 Musketeers",
if you take night courses,
you would know this.
The next day, once again.
Okon: And do you know
who Jean Jacques Rousseau
is?
Akpors: No
Okon: He's the author of
"Confessions", if you take
night courses, you would
know this.
This time, Akpors got
irritated and said: Do you
know who mark james
peters is?
Okon: No
Akpors: He is your
neighbour, screwing your
wife since five months ago.
If you stop taking night
courses, you would know.

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