Facts & Jokes

(1.)People will call you 100 times a day when
they want to borrow money from u. and won't
call you the whole year when they owe you
money
(2.)Women's pictures and posts on fb attracts
more comments more dan men's own. No mata
how ugly it may luk.

(3.)You tattooed his name permanently on your
hand, he later broke your heart. you are now
looking for his namesake up and down,you are
finished!
(4.)Face ur problems don’t Facebook them.
Treat ur issues don’t Tweet them. Your social
network may be online, but ur troubles don’t
have to be!
(5.)TEACHER: How can you lift an elephant with
one hand?
AKPOS: You will never find an elephant that
has only one hand
(6.)What would happen if women ruled the
world?
There would be no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to
each other
(6.)Similarity between Facebook & Jail;
In Both the Cases you Sit & Waste time
& Write on Walls.
(7.)Humans are the only creatures in the world,
who cut down trees, make paper from it and
then write, "SAVE OUR TREES" on it (8.)A fool is a wise man's ladder. (9.)When u shake the tree of friendship,the
rotten ones will fall off then u'll see your true
friends.
(10.)You will always lose money chasing
women..but will never lose women chasing
money.
Which one is d best???