Nick Gilronan is the man with the Smallest joystick. The competition was held at the Kings County Bar in New York city. The contest was tagged and promoted as a “pageant for confident people with a sense of humour”. Winner Gilronan told reporters: “The size of a man’s joystick does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship, same thing with breast size”. “Probably the most fun I have with my joystick is that I’m a grower, not a shower, and when I’m with women I love seeing their reactions as it grows to double its flaccid size. They seem amazed by it.”
