A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a vagina??"
She slams the door in disgust. The next day she hears a knock, opens up and its the
same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again.
Her husband gets home she tells him what happened for the last two days. The husband says to her, "Honey I'm taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he
shows up again."