My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins this morning.

He told me he is tired of
regular names for twins
like

Taiwo & Kehinde,

Peter & Paul,

Victor & Victoria.

Manchester United's Captain Set To Leave ManU For Rival Club

Manchester United captain Nemanja Vidic has announced that he will leave the club at the end of the season. The 32-year-old defender's contract expires in the summer and he has been linked with a move to Italy, with Inter Milan tipped to secure his signature.

The timing of the Serbian's announcement may spark further anxiety among Manchester United fans, many of whom have been unhappy with the club's progress since David Moyes took over as manager from Sir Alex Ferguson.

D'banj, Kcee and Barbs of Big Brother Africa goes into acting

 

The season 2 of your favorite sitcom AY’s Crib is set to hit the airwaves again. The Sitcom, whose first season stole the heart of many viewers in Africa and the rest of the world, will this time be showcasing some cameo appearances by D’banj, Kcee, Chris Attoh, Saka, Barbs of Big Brother Africa,  Bryan Okwara,  Chris Okagbue of Gulder Ultimate Search,  Sexy Steel, Michael Okon, Ada Ameh, Sabina of Naija FM, Lolo 1 of Wazobia FM, Lilian Esoro and a host of others

~ Did You Know? ~

~ Did You Know? ~

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there’s a 50% chance you’ll die within the next 3 years

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There’s a 9% chance that you’ll meet one of them in your lifetime.

Which of the following was YOUR 1st cellphone?????

 

Your final answer ?

 

What is wrong with these Pics (Ini Edo Like Acid Attack Version)

 These images are from Ini Edo's new movie shoot..
See another one after the break.

Gabrielle Union Goes Stark unc*lad For Steamy S3x Scene In Her New TV Drama Series (18+ Photos)

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Pics: Sean Tizzle makes 4 new videos in anticipation for his album 'The Journey'

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What is wrong with this Photo ? ( Fine Baby Boy Version)

 

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Watch Brother's Keeper Movie Trailer

Mena's (Omoni Oboli) life almost falls apart when her husband's (Majid Michel) twin and one of her twin sons are murdered. Her husband who is badly affected by the death of his brother starts acting weird. Things get to a head when she starts suspecting him of cheating with his late brother's ex. The unfolding drama of deceit, betrayal, passion and crime makes Brother's Keeper a must watch.
Starring Omoni Oboli and Majid Michel. Directed by Ikechukwu Onyeka. Produced by Okey Ezugwu (oakfil)  Screenplay by Omoni Oboli, additional screenplay by Kehinde Olorunyomi,

LWKMD !!! What is wrong with this Photo ? ( Pet Of the Day Version )

 

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About My Mum: A MUST READ

Your mom carried you in her womb for
nine months. She felt
sick for months with nausea, then
she watched her feet swell and
her skin stretch and tear.

A man Akpos went to an electronic shop.

A man Akpos went to an electronic shop.
He asked the shopkeeper; What is the price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don't sell our products to Akpos.
Akpos again came the next day after cutting his beard.
He asked; What is the price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don't sell our products to Akpos.
The next day Akpos came with a different face and asked; What is the price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don't sell our products to Akpos.
Akpos got irritated and asked the shopkeeper; How do you recognise me everytime?
The shopkeeper replied; Because this is not a television. It is a microwave oven.
One word for Akpos.

Akpos, Principal and Aunty Susan

Aunty Susan was having a problem with Akpos in her class.
Akpos said 'M'am, I should be in SS3, i'm smarter than my friend Musa and he's in SS3'.
Aunty Susan had heard enough of Akpos' complains & took him to the Principal's office.
She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Akpos with some questions that an SS3 Student should know.
PRINCIPAL : What's 3+3?
AKPOS : 6
PRINCIPAL : 6+6?
AKPOS : 12.
And so on.
The Principal asked Akpos many questions and he got them right

Funny: Between an Etisalat customer Care rep and the wife of an Etisalat customer

Beyonce & Jay Z get drunk in love during latest 'Drunk In Love' performance ( watch)

During a performance of hit song 'Drunk In Love' at the Direct TV Super Bowl concert at the Pier 40 in New York yesterday Saturday Feb 1, Beyonce and JayZ got really drunk in love and made out on stage to the delight of the crowd. Music biggest couple ended the performance with a hug and a kiss. See the video(Link) after the beak.

Akpos visits a Friend

Akpos went on a visit to see his friend. As they were discussing, his friend's wife, who was present, sat opposite Akpos with her legs seductively opened. Akpos was visibly aroused. When his friend briefly entered the room, his wife said to Akpos, "do you like what you see"?

Akpos nodded.

#9 of Top 19 Animals That Kill The Most Humans. Number One May Shock You.

#9 of Top 19 Animals That Kill The Most Humans. Number One May Shock You.

Cape Buffalo – This 1.5 ton massive creature with sharp horns is capable of destruction. Not that they are out for blood, but when they feel they’re in danger, they are may attack. About 200 people per year are killed by Cape Buffalo.