Akpos was on his way back home early one morning when he came across robbers.

Akpos was on his way back home
early one
morning when he came across
robbers. They
got hold of him. He struggled and
struggled but they over powered him.

Joke: Vir*ginity test kit

Man: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin? Doc Akpos : Get a Virginity test kit. Man: What’s that? Doc Akpos : Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of Blue Paint and a hammer. Man: What ? Are you mad? Doc Akpos: Paint your right Ball Red and Left Ball Blue and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, ‘that’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen”, Hit her head with the hammer! How Many Like For Akpos

Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of traffic Officials for driving on the BRT Lane

Akpos was arrested in
Lagos by a group of traffic
Officials for driving on the
BRT Lane reserved for
commercial passenger
buses.
His car was fined 5,000
Naira.
After begging and

Akpos got employed at a big company

A Guy Akpos got employed at a big company as a cleaner.
On his 1st day at work, he picked up a phone, dialed a number and shouts; Get me some tea, quickly!
The voice from the other side responded; You fool! You've dialed the wrong number. Do you know who you are talking to?.
Akpos replied; No.
The voice said; I am the CEO of this company.
Akpos shouted; Do you know who you are talking to?.
The CEO replied; No.
Akpos said; Good! And puts down the phone.
One word for Akpos.

AKPORS AND OKON IN THE OFFICE

Okon: Akpors, I have been
attending night classes for
5 months now and I have
exams next week.
Akpors: oh!
Okon: For example, do you
know who is Graham Bell?
Akpors: No
Okon: He invented the
telephone in 1876; if you
take night courses you
would know this.
The next day, the same

Akpos works hard at the office

Akpos works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Akpos! How ya doin?'

'A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years, breaks into Akpos’

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into Akpos’ house to look for money and guns and finds Akpos and his wife in bed.  He orders Akpos out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, Akpos tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” 

If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

Akpos gets Drunk

A Drunk Man Akpos was staggering home one night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery and got shocked to see the place looking like a market with dead people buying and selling.
He ran as fast as he could to a house close to the cemetry and started banging on the door.
A guy opened the door.

Akpos Toasting Super hot babe

Akpos: Hi babe, wasup?
Girl: i'm cool thanks!
Akpos: u're welcm, i'll like 2
knw u wella
Girl: i'm Tichick, 19, slim &
dark from

Jokes: Akpos got home early from work and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom.

Akpos got home early from work and

heard strange noises coming from the

bedroom. He rushed upstairs to find his wife

naked on the bed, sweating and
panting. "What's up?" he asked. "I'm having a heart attack," cried the
woman.

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