AKpos: At a doctor's office

At a doctor's office, minutes towards midday, a man arrived complaining of serious backache.
The doctor examined him and asked; What the hell did you do to your back?
The man replied; You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub?
Yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a
noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone is sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out through the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how I strained my back.

The doctor treated him and he left.
In the afternoon, another man arrived looking as if he has
been in a car wreck.
The doctor said; My last patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?
The man replied; You know I have been unemployed for a while now doctor, this morning was suppose to be my 1st day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed
at the same time, and you
won't believe it, a fridge fell on me.
The doctor treated him and he left.
In the evening, just before the doctor closes, a 3rd man Akpos came, he looked even worse than the other two men.
The doctor was shocked and asked; What the hell happened to you?
Akpos replied; I was hiding in a fridge.