At a doctor's office, minutes towards midday, a man arrived complaining of serious backache.
The doctor examined him and asked; What the hell did you do to your back?
The man replied; You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub?
Yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a
noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone is sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out through the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how I strained my back.
