Between Akpors and His Fine Arts teacher

One day the Fine Arts teacher
requested a
nice drawing from her class as test,
adding
that the more realistic your picture,
the higher you will score. After just 2
mins
Akpors submitted his papers.

Between Akpors and a Girl

Akpors : Ah! Ah! wetin happen, u wan kil me?
Gal: baby where r u goin 2? cum bak 2 bed.
Akpors : diz same bed wey u dey? Lai Lai oh! I rada slip 4 ground.
Gal: u cn't slip on d floor na its nt comfortable.
Akpors : who tel u? diz ground cold well well n I lyk am so.

Between Akpors and Father

Akpors and Father
Akpors'father
accompanied him
to his school end of the
year
award party.
As they sat watching and
amidst
great shouts and loud
ovations,