Akpors : Ah! Ah! wetin happen, u wan kil me?
Gal: baby where r u goin 2? cum bak 2 bed.
Akpors : diz same bed wey u dey? Lai Lai oh! I rada slip 4 ground.
Gal: u cn't slip on d floor na its nt comfortable.
Akpors : who tel u? diz ground cold well well n I lyk am so.
