Player transfer: Nani and Wayne Rooney to leave Man U for PSG

The Mill has changed, man. It was not all that long ago that a trawl through the day’s tabloid tittle-tattle might bring news of a new transfer target for Burton Albion or who Gillingham could be looking at bringing in. Wondering about Morecambe’s summer spending plans? This was the place to be. Well, sometimes. OK, once. But not now. These days it’s all about the big boys. Indeed it’s all about the biggest boys.

 And today’s red-top rumours are a case in point. If you’re not at the top of the football food-chain then you’re not getting a look in. PSG, for example are confident of sealing a £25m move for Wayne Rooney in the summer. And they also want Nani to take their Old Trafford spending up to £40m. Former PSG director Michel Moulin said: “I announce to you from trusted sources: Rooney to PSG is done. He will be there next season.”

Tevez, Nasri may leave as Man City plan clear-out

Manchester City will embark on a clear-out of players at the end of the season. Carlos Tevez, Gareth Barry, Edin Dzeko and Samir Nasri head a group of 11 whose futures are in doubt, with Roberto Mancini determined not to repeat last summer’s mistakes in the transfer market.

The manager believes that the club’s inability to recruit the players he identified towards the end of last season proved a major factor in the dismal Champions League campaign, which ended with City bottom of their qualifying group, and for a faltering title defence that has them trailing Manchester United by 12 points.

Along with Mancini, Ferran Soriano and Txiki Begiristain, the new chief executive and director of football, will decide who will leave. At the weekend Barry admitted the squad are aware that Soriano and Begiristain were going to scrutinise “the players they want to go with” in the future.

Mourinho Speaks: Man United Win Wasn't So Special.. I've Had Better

ONLY Jose Mourinho could look back on the last fortnight and claim it was nothing special.

A victory at Old Trafford and wins home and away against Barcelona — most managers dream of such a run.

But the Real Madrid boss just shrugged and smiled at the suggestion that it was a remarkable set of results.

It started with a stunning 3-1 triumph over arch-rivals Barcelona in the Nou Camp to reach the final of the Copa del Rey quickly followed by a 2-1 La Liga win over Barca back at the Bernabeu.

Man United become first team valued over $3bn

Manchester United have become the first sports team in the world to be valued at more than $3bn. A surge in the club’s shares after a poor start when they were offered on the New York Stock Exchange in August has seen the overall value of United rise to $3.3bn (£2.1bn).

According to Forbes, United are comfortably ahead of the world’s second-most valuable sports team, the NFL’s Dallas Cowboys, worth $2.1bn (£1.4bn).

Balotelli set to join AC Milan as Man. City agree on Price

Manchester City have agreed the sale of Mario Balotelli to AC Milan, Talkofnaija understands.
The two clubs reached an agreement over a €20 million (£17.1m) deal that will be spread over five years to see the Italy international move to San Siro.

Talkofnaija understands that the 22-year-old said his goodbyes to team-mates and club staff after completing training at Carrington on Monday morning, and could travel to Milan over the next 24 hours. 
 Balotelli’s agent Mino Raiola arrived in Manchester to present the Serie A side’s latest bid for the striker to City officials on Monday morning, as was exclusively revealed.

Man Brings Home 5 Prostitutes For One-Night-Stand, Forces Wife To Sleep Elsewhere

A married woman revealed in court that she is living in fear of contracting the deadly HIV virus from her husband who recently hired five sex-workers in one night. Julia Zivere told the court that her husband Charles Sithole has developed a habit of sleeping with prostitutes and shocked her when he hired five 'sexual public relations officers' in a single night. The woman barred it all at the Harare civil court where she was seeking a protection order against Charles.

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