Akpos gets pulled over for over speeding

Akpos gets pulled over for speeding 88mph in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and Akpos says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th Accident." The cop asks for his registration and Akpos says "It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment.

Between Akpos and his wife: Who is the best cheater?

Akpos and his wife were
married for 20 years, and
every time they made love
Akpos always insisted on
shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years his
wife felt this was stupid.
She figured she would

Between Akpos and his Lecturer

One day a Lecturer was
talking about marriage in
class…
Lecturer : What kind of
wife would you like,
Akpos?

LWKMD!!! Watch Akpos Swag And Dance Moves - Hilarious

 This vide will make you laugh and tumble. Warning!!! be careful not to fall and break a bone oh !!

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Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of traffic Officials for driving on the BRT Lane

Akpos was arrested in
Lagos by a group of traffic
Officials for driving on the
BRT Lane reserved for
commercial passenger
buses.
His car was fined 5,000
Naira.
After begging and

Conversation Between A Dying Father and His Son

Conversation Between A
Dying
Father ( 2013) And His Son
(2014)
2013 : My son I'm tired.
2014 :Why?
2013: My time is up, I will

Akpors meets his young school mate..(MUST READ)

Akpors was on his way to
work when he met his
young school mate..
This is their conversation..
Akpors:O boy ooo,u don
grow ooo

Conversation between Police & Akpos

Police : where do u live ?
Akpos : with my parents.
Police : where does ur
parents live?
Akpos : with me.
Police : where do u all
live ?

Jokes: Akpos goes to pharmacy To Buy Cond*om

Akpos gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d
pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom?
I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!”
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,”Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too.

Akpos and Abortion

kate: hello
akpos: yes babe
kate: i have a problem
akpos: what's dat baby, i
hope u are not pregnant
kate: am pregnant
akpos: who is responsible?
I hope

Jokes: Akpos got home early from work and heard strange noises coming from the bedroom.

Akpos got home early from work and

heard strange noises coming from the

bedroom. He rushed upstairs to find his wife

naked on the bed, sweating and
panting. "What's up?" he asked. "I'm having a heart attack," cried the
woman.

Continue

Akpos failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor.

Sir, do you know
everything about
law?
Professor: Yes.
Student: If you can answer
this
question, I will accept my
final
marks, if you can't, you
have to

Continue..

Funny Jokes: Ekaite and Akpos Conversation

FUNNY JOKES

Ekaite:Akpos,u wont belive it?
Akpos:What?

Ekaite:My phone fell down from my hand,i picked it up,switched it ON,and i recieved a mssg
Akpos:what mssg?
Ekaite:My account was credited...
Akpos:Wooow!let me try mine..

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