Who is the funniest?

1. HAUSAman who removed his shoes to enter a taxi…..
2. IGBOman who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.
3. YORUBAman who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills….
6. AN IGALAman who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..
9. AN IKWEREman who polished his shoes to take a passport photo...

Funny: AKWA IBOM GIRL Ekaette Replies Her Boyfriend That Left Her For Another Woman

Dear my dearest Tokumbo,

This is your girlfriend calling you from ibaka. Before I go on, I seen your letter night last, please off you radio so that you can read this letter well. How is your air condition? When you come to eat your holiday vacation you do something I don”t like at all. You take another girlfriendship and so it pains me.

Funny Video: Ghanaian Chief Mourns Nelson Mandela, murders English Language

If you believe Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon is the only real notable figure in Africa that specializes in killer grammar, you may be wrong.  A new man has been discovered in Ghana. The person involved is just a Ghanaian chief who has great desire for late Nelson Mandela.  Please watch him above (link) as he cracked up his people while paying a passionate tribute to late Nelson Mandela. The principle really murdered English Language. Watch the video above:

Funny Video Post: Ghanaian Chief Mourns Nelson Mandela, murders English Grammar

'A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years, breaks into Akpos’

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into Akpos’ house to look for money and guns and finds Akpos and his wife in bed.  He orders Akpos out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, Akpos tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” 

If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle.

KID: My new bicycle has
been stolen.
POLICE: When did u
notice?
KID: This morning.
POLICE: Do you have a
suspect?

Funny Jokes: An Edo Man

Copied
An Edo Man invited his
friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the
coffin, the family put
yam,
rice, meat etc, into the
grave in line with
tradition. A man asked
why? The Edo man smiled

Funny Jokes: "Argument between akpors and the wife"

FUNNY JOKES: Akpors

Akpors and his wife were
arguing about man and
woman,,,who is greater.
These are there
conversations...

Funny Jokes: Ekaite and Akpos Conversation

FUNNY JOKES

Ekaite:Akpos,u wont belive it?
Akpos:What?

Ekaite:My phone fell down from my hand,i picked it up,switched it ON,and i recieved a mssg
Akpos:what mssg?
Ekaite:My account was credited...
Akpos:Wooow!let me try mine..

Funny Jokes: Conversation between a Rat and A Man

JOKES

Rat: (with tiny
voice)hello.
Man: hello, who
am is peaking wit?
Rat: na
Mr John be disabi?Man: yes