Jokes: Football vs S3x.

 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited =OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same
day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD

VIDEO: Wizkid Shows off His Football Talent

Roberto Di Matteo launches Guinness Football Manager

 Guinness, the beer of choice for football fans, announced last week that over the next year, they will be working with Italian footballer and Champions League winning manager, Roberto Di Matteo in encouraging football lovers to follow in his footsteps and sign up on the Guinness Football Manager where they can be the boss. The platform gives football lovers the opportunity to manage their own football team and score points to win fantastic prizes each week. 

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Top 10 Richest Football Club Owners In The World

10. Roman Abramovic (Chelsea, England) $10.2 billions

9. John Fredricksen (Velerenga, Norway) $11.5 billions

8. Paul Allen (Seatle Sounders, United States) $15.0 billions.

7. Francois Pinault (Stade Rennes, France) $15.0 billions.

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Register to participate in the tournament for youngsters with football talents(U-17 tournament)

Lagos –  Following the recent launch of Airtel Rising Stars (ARS Season 3) national U-17 tournament for boys and girls sponsored by Samsung Electronics, interested youngsters with football talents can now register to participate in the tournament. The registration which will be concluded on July 18 is a core requirement for participation in the tournament, which is open to youngsters between ages 13 and 17.

Interested youngsters can pick up registration forms, complete and submit them at any Airtel shop or channel partners’ outlets across the nation or during a road show dedicated to the Football project. Also, intending participants can enroll for the ARS tournament by registering online via www.ng.airtel.com. A total of 63, 936 youngsters from across the country are expected to participate in this year’s edition of the round leather game. This figure represents 80 male teams and 16 female teams made up of 18 players each from across the nation. This season, Airtel has expanded the scope of the grassroots soccer initiative by partnering with Samsung Electronics and has also introduced “Goal for Education” – a monetized incentive for every goal scored at the National finals for both the male and female teams.

David Beckham announces retirement from football

After 21 years of playing football, David Beckham has announced his retirement at the age of 38. The footballer who is worth about $220million, captained 115 games for England, and played for Manchester United, Real Madrid, LA Galaxy, AC Milan and PSG. He's the only English player to win a league title in four different countries. In a statement Beckham said:

"I feel now is the right time to finish my career, playing at the highest level. I want to thank all my team-mates, the great managers that I had the pleasure of learning from. I also want to thank the fans who have all supported me and given me the strength to succeed. Nothing will ever completely replace playing the game I love, however I feel like I'm starting a new adventure and I'm genuinely excited about what lies ahead. I'm fortunate to have been given many opportunities throughout my career and now I feel it's my time to give back.'

He will now work as a sports ambassador. 

Man U defender Rio Ferdinand retires from international football

After 16 years of playing for England, Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand, has announced his retirement from International football to concentrate on his club career. Ferdinand started playing for England in 1997. The footballer explained why he quit England in a statement released today:

'After a great deal of thought, I have decided the time is right for me to retire from international football. At the age of 34, I feel it is right for me to stand aside and let the younger players come through, which allows me to concentrate on my club career.

'The team looks in great shape and there is an influx of young, talented players coming through the ranks which bodes well for the future.

'I regard it as a great honour and a privilege to have represented my country at every level from Under 17s upwards. I have always been very proud to play for England. I would like to wish Roy and the team all the best for future tournaments.


'A big thank you to all the fans, managers, coaching staff and players that I have worked alongside - the journey has been incredible.'

Michael Essien Drags C-Ronaldo, Lampard, Cech Other Football Stars To Ghana For Charity Match

Ghanaian international, Michael Essien has concluded plans to put together another star-studded match to raise funds for 5 charity organizations in Ghana.

Speaking on the forthcoming event tagged “Essien Game of Hope” scheduled for Accra Sports Stadium on 8 June 2013 between Africa 11 and World 11, Essien revealed that “I am excited about the latest chapter in the work of the Michael Essien Foundation.

Angry Soccer Fans Set Egypt Football Association HQ Ablaze

The headquarters of the Egyptian Football Association were set ablaze on Saturday, minutes after a police officers’ club was torched following sentencing over a deadly football riot last year.  Firefighters were working to put out the fire which spread through the building located in the same neighbourhood as the officers’ club, an AFP reporter said.

Football officials were holding emergency talks in Cairo to discuss upcoming fixtures around the country, state television reported.  The unrest comes hours after a court upheld death sentences for 21 defendants over a deadly football riot in Port Said last year and handed down life sentences to five defendants, with 19 receiving lesser jail terms and another 28 acquitted.

Emenike: ''I Miss Football!''

Africa Nations Cup top scorer Emmanuel Emenike has lamented that he is missing the game of football as he remains sidelined by a long-term hamstring injury. The striker cried out on Sunday as European leagues continued on their last stretch for the current season.

“I miss football. Football is part of me and I always want to play,” Emenike told MTNFootball.com on phone from his base in Russia.

The second round of the Russian Premier League will resume this week with Emenike’s Spartak home to closest rivals Terek Grosny.

Kanu committed to Greensprings Football Camp

Former Super Eagles captain Nwankwo Kanu has reaffirmed his commitment to the annual Greensprings Kanu Football Camp.

The former Portsmouth forward told the Greensprings School management that he was impressed with the organisation of the first edition, which attracted a large number of pupils from private and public schools from within and outside Lagos State.

“I’m really impressed with the first edition, which brought together more than 300 students in the country. This is what the country needs at this point and I will continue to support and identify with the initiative that will groom football stars for the country,” Kanu said.

Nigeria set to break world record for largest football jersey in the world

Remember the Guinness 'Fly with the Eagles campaign’? Well we've been on about it all week. Here is the big news, Nigeria is set to enter the news again, and it is for something really positive and global. Guinness is offering all Nigerians a chance to be a part of history by coming out to demonstrate support for the Super Eagles in a BIG WAY! 

Naija, are you READY to make HISTORY? It’s time to be part of history; it’s a record breaking attempt by Nigeria. We are set to break the world record for the largest football jersey in the world and Guinness is the one making this happen. You get to write your messages of support to the Super Eagles on this massive jersey, so come be a part of history by leaving your mark on the record breaking jersey  at the Teslim Balogun Stadium Surulere Lagos on  Monday 21st through Friday 25th, 2013

Football Player Sacked From Team For Racist Slur Against Obama

How dare you insult the POUS on social media, especially when he’s mourning?
A North Alabama football player recently lost his place in the team, and probably his career, no thanks to his explicit message.  During President Barack Obama’s address on the Newtown, Connecticut shooting on Sunday night, North Alabama player Bradley Patterson sent out a racist tweet directed towards him.
“Take that [expletive] off the tv, we wanna watch football!” Patterson, whose account has since been deleted, tweeted.