Manchester United Is A Crime" - Agitated Fan Tells Police After Sunderland Loss.

A DRUNK Manchester United fan called police and demanded to speak to former boss Sir Alex Ferguson after his team lost to Sunderland in the Capital One Cup semi-final.  Greater Manchester Police said they received the bizarre called from a distressed supporter in Crumpsall in North Manchester at 10.30pm, just after the match which saw Sunderland win 2-1 on penalties.  Greater Manchester Police released a statement on their GMP Manchester North Facebook page on this morning.

Chelsea seal deal for Samuel Eto’o as Jose Mourinho decides to wait for Manchester

Chelsea seal deal for Samuel Eto'o as Jose #Mourinho decides to wait for Manchester United's Wayne #Rooney.  Chelsea have agreed a deal to sign Samuel Eto’o as part of the negotiations to acquire Willian for £30 million from Anzhi Makhachkala which will end their attempts to buy Wayne Rooney this summer.

The fee for Eto’o, the highest-paid player at the Russian club, is thought to be around £2 million.

Manchester United Fans Contribute Money To Buy Back Ronaldo

After a weekend of goodbyes to iconic figures Sir Alex Ferguson and Paul Scholes, Manchester United fans might be saying hello again to Cristiano Ronaldo - if they themselves can find the money.

A small band of Australian-based United supporters have created a website where fans can help raise funds to bring back their old favourite, who has a £100million buyout clause, from Real Madrid.

The 'BringRonaldoHome' movement has already received thousands of pledges to buy a United shirt with Ronaldo on it - however it needs 10 million to donate a tenner for this target to be reached.

Manchester United Names David Moyes As Manager

David Moyes has been appointed as manager of Manchester United on a six-year contract, the English Premier League champions said on Thursday.  Moyes, the current Everton manager, will take charge of United from July 1. He succeeds Alex Ferguson who is retiring this month after more than 26 years at United.  “We unanimously agreed on David Moyes,” said Ferguson, who announced his retirement on Wednesday after 26 years as United boss.

Manchester United Have Been Lucky – Mancini

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini believes Manchester United have been lucky in opening their substantial lead at the top of the Premier League.

Reigning champions City host Chelsea on Sunday, looking to trim United’s significant advantage which was stretched to 15 points on Saturday when they triumphed 2-0 at QPR.

Mancini’s men face a huge task if they are to peg back their city rivals but the manager insists United have had the rub of the green on their way to the top." Until now, United have been really lucky with everything,” he said.

After Everything Balotelli tells Manchester City: Don’t sack Mancini

The former Etihad striker said of his fellow Italian: “There is nobody better for City. Most importantly, the players like him.”

The heat is on boss Mancini after City’s woeful Champions League KO and the crumbling defence of their Premier League title.  Yet Balotelli added: “If you asked who they want next season, every single player would say Roberto. He’s not just their coach but also their friend.”

Ferguson Tips Mourinho To Succeed Him At Manchester United

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has expressed his belief that Jose Mourinho would be a worthy candidate to succeed him in the Old Trafford hot seat.

The 70-year-old has been in charge at United since 1986 and has yet to reveal when he plans on stepping down from the role in order to retire.