Akpos‬ compiles results of those being examined

I ‪#‎akpos‬ was privileged to help a Lecturer friend
compile the results of those being examined
and was stunned by the way some students
answered the examination questions.
One of them responding to the question, “What
is public relation?” began his answer this way: “Dear Madam,
thank you very much for this pertinent and
well deserved question.

Akpos Returns from Work, Enters sitting room to meet his wife...

Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:
Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?
Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.
Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. Your problem is also my problem.
Akpos: OK, we have a problem in our office.
Wife: And what is the problem, darling?
Akpos: Our secretary is pregnant for us.
Wife: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted!

Akpos Gets Really pissed off for the first time.

I walked into a bar and ordered for a
drink. I was so
upset. ‪#‎Akpos‬, what is the matter?
The Bar Man
James, asked me. I replied; James, It
is a long story. I met this beautiful woman who
invited
me to her house. We pulled off our
clothes and
jumped into bed and were just about
to make love when her husband came in through
the front door.

Akpos Prints Wedding programme

Be careful who prints your

wedding programme.

Akpos, who was printing a

wedding programme was asked to

put 1 John 4:18 in the

programme but he made a mistake and Instead printed John 4:18.

1 John 4:18 says, “There is no

Akpos's girlfriend paid him a visit last week Friday.

My girlfriend paid me a visit last
week Friday. When she went to the
bathroom to shower, her phone rang,
I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I
didn't say a word. A few minutes later, another call
came in and when I checked, it was

Between Akpos and his Girlfriend

Akpos: MTN people are eating our money
too much.
Girlfriend: Yes the stealing is too much.
Akpos: I got an idea, instead of using
phone,
why don't we use a pigeon in sending
messages like the old time,
just tie your message to it's leg if you want
to reply.

Kunrobi Things: Akpos starts touching his girlfriend.

Akpos starts touching his girlfriend.
Girl: "baby the bible speaks against
fornication, it
says our body is the house in which
God dwells.
Akpos starts jumping up happily, removed his
shorts,
smiling sooooooo wide.

Akpos & John turn on T.V

One day Akpos and John were
watching T.V when
the news came on, showing a man
standing on a
bridge about to commit suicide,
suddenly Apkos said “I’ll bet N500 that the guy won’t
jump off”,
John said I bet N500 that he will
jump.

Akpos with 30 inches Penls went to a magician

Akpos with 30 inches penls went to a
magician and said, "I can't live with
this
anymore! Its too long! Can you help
me
reduce it?" The magician answered, "There is a
female
frog in that swamp. Go ask her to
marry you.
She will say 'NO' and you will loose
5 inches off your organ."

Between EMEKA and Akpos!

EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You
don't know anything!
AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It's a lie!

EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If
you see two rays of light on the road
at night, what will you call it?

AKPOS: A car!

EMEKA: Ehen, but which kind of car?

Akpos was on his way back home early one morning when he came across robbers.

Akpos was on his way back home
early one
morning when he came across
robbers. They
got hold of him. He struggled and
struggled but they over powered him.

HILARIOUS AKPOS: Akpos has been admiring his neighbour’s wife

Akpos has been admiring his
neighbour’s wife. The neighbour’s
wife always gives him this seductive
smile whenever they greet each
other. Akpos didn’t know how to
approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married.
So, one day the lady herself
approached Akpos alone in his
apartment.

PHOTO: Akpos getting a tattoo

 See the picture after the break.

Between Akpos and Ekaitte Again

How it began] Akpos: Baby, I'm gonna tell you a
story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!
Ekaitte: "Alright love..." Akpos: "Okay, I'm gonna
start with part 1. There was a husband and a
wife, they were driving to a campsite when they
came upon a split road. The husband says "let's take the left one."The wife says "I think we
should take the right road." The husband slaps
the wife across the face "who's driving, me or
you?" and they take the left path." Ekaitte:

Akpos joining the Army

Akpos joining the Army:
Officer: We need you in the army.
Akpos: I’ll join but on three conditions.
Officer: Ok. what are the conditions?
Akpos: My first condition is that
I’ll not wear the uniform because it is too hard.

Between Secondary School geography Teacher and Akpos

A secondary school geography teacher Akpos went to drink at a beer parlour after school on a friday.
His wife was at home waiting for him to come back as usual.
It was past 4pm and he was not yet back.
The wife thought he was staying for evening class.
It was 8pm and he was not yet back.

Akpos mistakenly sent 800 Thousand....

Akpos mistakenly sent 800 Thousand
Naira to a wrong phone number
via Mobile Money. Akpos realized
that before the person withdraws the
whole money, he had to think of what to do if
he wants to get his money back from the person phone number. He
immediately
sent a text:

A professor at a university is giving a lecture on the supernatural....

A professor at a university is giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel of his audience,
he asked:
“How many
people here believe in ghosts?”
About 40 students raise their hands. “Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you
who believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a
ghost?”

Akpos was arrested by the police and taken to court.

Magistrate: Akpos, you were arrested on the
expressway for abruptly stopping your car in the
middle of the road and causing 10 other vehicles
behind you to run into one another thereby
causing damages and injuries. Are you guilty or
not?

Akpos - A Farmer Ordered a high tech milking.....

Akpos - A Farmer Ordered a high tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.