2014 Oscars Awards: Photos from the awards + List of Winners + Red Carpet Photos

2014 Oscars awards took place on Sunday night March 2nd at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California.


 Kenyan beauty Lupita Nyong'o won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress award for her role as Patsy in 12 years a slave... 

"When I look down at this golden statue, may it remind me and every little child, that no matter where you're from, your dreams are valid" Lupita said during her acceptance speech

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Funny Photo: Nollywood Star, Odunlade Adekola Old School Look On The Set Of 'AROBA'

Nollywood Star, Odunlade Adekola, is currently starring in a new production, titled Aroba, which is being directed by Adebayo Tijani.

See Ngozi Ezeonu & Chiwetalu Agu In School uniform (PHOTOS)

Ngozi Ezeonu, Uchenna Nnanna, and Chiwetalu Agu

The trend of Nollywood actors going back to school in movies is not over yet. The latest to do so are Ngozi Ezeonu and Chiwetalu Agu. 
Another pic after the break.......

Joke of The Day: Quotes From Prominent leaders

Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999)
Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)

Ferguson puts a £150m price tag on Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed he told Manchester United to put a £150m  price tag on Cristiano Ronaldo’s head in 2009 – and believes Real Madrid would have paid it, Soccernet reports.

The Portuguese winger became the most expensive player in football history when he joined the Spanish club for 80 million pounds but Ferguson believes United could have brought in almost twice as much money.

And he is convinced Real president Florentino Perez would have paid such a staggering sum to take the current World Player of the Year to the Bernabeu and remains disappointed that former United chief executive David Gill ignored his advice.

“I told David Gill to ask for £150m. Perez would have paid,” Ferguson is quoted by AS as telling the player’s official digital fan magazine, CR7.

“The only thing that hurt me, and I said this repeatedly to David Gill, was that we didn’t demand enough.

“I told David, ‘Ask for £150m.’ He said, ‘Don’t be silly. They’ll never pay 150m.’”

Check out Photos from Fathia Balogun's film premiere

Actress Fathia Balogun premiered her new movie 'Torera' last weekend at 10 Degrees events centre in Oregun, Lagos. Ibinabo Fiberesima, Mercy Aigbe, Helen Paul, Bimbo Thomas, Sikiratu Sindodo, Antar Laniyan and many other stars attended the premiere. 

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Mikel Obi & Genevieve Nnaji co-star in new movie

 Remember those photos of Genevieve Nnaji and Mikel Obi in South Africa you guys saw a couple weeks back and wondered that which was going on? Well, the mystery has been unraveled...:-). It's for a movie. Yep, Chelsea football star, Mikel Obi has made his Nollywood debut.

Mikel was  in SA to star in a inspirational new movie alongside superstar actress Genevieve Nnaji. The newest movie is titled The Journey, sponsored by Amstel Malta. 

Photos from Fathia Balogun's film premiere

 See more pics bellow.

Making love...

'It's simple to have s3x. People do it everywhere.
In cars, apartments, back alleys, beaches… it's
easy to just take your clothes off & have s3x with
the person next to you. Making love, however, is
more than that. It's opening yourself up to
someone. It's standing in front of them, as they
peel away all your layers & you're asking them if
they'll have you & keep you safe. Think of yourself

Jokes- Akpos' Landlord

Akpos' Landlord
was complaining that Eazy
had impregnated his
daughter. .
As Akpos over-heard the
landlord shouting, he came
out of his apartment and
asked the landlord.

Trailer 1-2: Mikel Obi & Genevieve Nnaji co-star in new movie

Jokes: Football vs S3x.

 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited =OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same
day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD

Between Akpos and MATHEW 7:7

Akpos close from work on Friday and decided to giveany lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from isoffice along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a nun and gave her a lift. While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick. The sister softly said Mathew7;7' , he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his driving. He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the nun got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, 'Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible When akpos got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given". He nearly cried.

Joke: Pennis Cut

A married man died before having s3x with his
wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms
and fixed it on the wall.
Each night, she will go to the wall to satisfy
herself.

Akpors's Dic - Jokes

AKPORS DICTIONARY
DEFINITION
-Stupidity is when a man
sleeps with countless
Ladies with0ut condoms but
still carries his 0wn clipper to the barber’s
shop.

Akpos Escaped from Yaba Left

Escape From Yaba Left
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?"
The Receptionist on phone replied; "Just a minute sir hold on let me check."
A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; "There is no one sir."
Akpos exclaimed; "Wow! Okay my dear."
The Receptionist said; "But why did you asked sir?."
Akpos replied; "I want to be sure if I've escaped.

AKpos: At a doctor's office

At a doctor's office, minutes towards midday, a man arrived complaining of serious backache.
The doctor examined him and asked; What the hell did you do to your back?
The man replied; You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub?
Yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a
noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone is sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out through the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how I strained my back.

Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident...

Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident
which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan
Express Way was remanded in police custody to
assist in police investigation.
Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50
people?

Funke Akindele, Kate Henshaw, others at AMVCA nominees brunch

The Africa Magic Viewer's Choice Awards Nominees Brunch held today Feb. 26th at Wheat Baker hotel in Ikoyi. Funke Akindele, Nkiru Sylvanus, Kate Henshaw, Mercy Aigbe and many other stars attended the event. 

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