Making love...

'It's simple to have s3x. People do it everywhere.
In cars, apartments, back alleys, beaches… it's
easy to just take your clothes off & have s3x with
the person next to you. Making love, however, is
more than that. It's opening yourself up to
someone. It's standing in front of them, as they
peel away all your layers & you're asking them if
they'll have you & keep you safe. Think of yourself

Jokes- Akpos' Landlord

Akpos' Landlord
was complaining that Eazy
had impregnated his
daughter. .
As Akpos over-heard the
landlord shouting, he came
out of his apartment and
asked the landlord.

Trailer 1-2: Mikel Obi & Genevieve Nnaji co-star in new movie

Jokes: Football vs S3x.

 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited =OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same
day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD

Between Akpos and MATHEW 7:7

Akpos close from work on Friday and decided to giveany lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from isoffice along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a nun and gave her a lift. While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick. The sister softly said Mathew7;7' , he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his driving. He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the nun got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, 'Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible When akpos got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given". He nearly cried.

Joke: Pennis Cut

A married man died before having s3x with his
wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms
and fixed it on the wall.
Each night, she will go to the wall to satisfy
herself.

Akpors's Dic - Jokes

AKPORS DICTIONARY
DEFINITION
-Stupidity is when a man
sleeps with countless
Ladies with0ut condoms but
still carries his 0wn clipper to the barber’s
shop.

Akpos Escaped from Yaba Left

Escape From Yaba Left
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?"
The Receptionist on phone replied; "Just a minute sir hold on let me check."
A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; "There is no one sir."
Akpos exclaimed; "Wow! Okay my dear."
The Receptionist said; "But why did you asked sir?."
Akpos replied; "I want to be sure if I've escaped.

AKpos: At a doctor's office

At a doctor's office, minutes towards midday, a man arrived complaining of serious backache.
The doctor examined him and asked; What the hell did you do to your back?
The man replied; You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub?
Yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a
noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone is sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out through the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how I strained my back.

Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident...

Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident
which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan
Express Way was remanded in police custody to
assist in police investigation.
Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50
people?

Funke Akindele, Kate Henshaw, others at AMVCA nominees brunch

The Africa Magic Viewer's Choice Awards Nominees Brunch held today Feb. 26th at Wheat Baker hotel in Ikoyi. Funke Akindele, Nkiru Sylvanus, Kate Henshaw, Mercy Aigbe and many other stars attended the event. 

CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE PHOTOS

Funny: Celebs Explain what Remuneration Means

Funny: Celebs Explain what Remuneration Means

Video Post: Check out Tiwa Savage recent interview with 3LiveChicks

Finally, the 3LiveChicks (Oreka Godis, Toke Makinwa and Tosyn Bucknor) episodes are out. If you are a fan, you would have watched Season 1 and 2 on STV. You can watch them here daily for the next few days. In this episode the 3LiveChicks interview Tiwa Savage in 2012. Enjoy! 

Pics: P-Square releases The Alingos Animated Series

 Peter Okoye just released these photos on his instagram page. Says The Alingos cartoon series, which is centred around the singing brothers, will hit on our TV screens soon. Peter said they have been working on the project for five years. Find more photos and a press release after the break... 

*STORY OF THE DAY* A man was caught and..... (read to the end)

*STORY OF THE DAY*!
(read to the end)
A man was caught and thrown into a pit of about"40
feet" deep, just because he was a stranger. He
struggled trying to get out of the pit,
but the more he tried, the weaker his muscles became.
He said to himself, "I don't know how to get myself out
of this. Maybe I should just die instead of enduring
these
miserable struggles and pains."

Joke: Do you have a Vagina

A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a vagina??"
She slams the door in disgust. The next day she hears a knock, opens up and its the
same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again.
Her husband gets home she tells him what happened for the last two days. The husband says to her, "Honey I'm taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he
shows up again."

Video: Watch Pranking My Nigerian Dad Gone Wrong

It's officially pranking your dad season.

BigMcOkon can be a regular Youtuber. For this video, he was inspired by fellow Youtuber Lewisham Young Mayor a.k.a EmansBlogs who pranked his father that he was expecting a child along with his girlfriend. If you missed it, click here 

Initially, you'll think the clip is scripted because it looks just like one other video, but his father was one step ahead.

Watch the video after the break.

Funke Akindele, Desmond Elliot, others rock as nominees of 2014 AMVCA

  Africa Magic Viewers Choice Award (AMVCA) is less than a month away and Nigeria's favourite malt drink, Amstel Malta, will once again sponsor this event. 

Nominees of the prestigious and well-celebrated awards have since been announced to the delight of fans, who still have the opportunity to vote for their favourites.

The first edition, held last year, had the likes of O.C Ukeje, Mercy Johnson, Tunde Kelani and other notable movie stars as winners of different award categories. 

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AKPOS - Jokes

AKPOS LAUGH TIME!!!
E get one particular restaurant
wey i dey
chop 4 GRA,
E get one oyibo wey
dey always come chop there too...
Any tym dis oyibo chop finish he
go shout ''
Hey'',
so I